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I can’t believe this is This Is The End had jokes about cannibals in it. uuuggggh.

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There is a gay porn called Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls!!!!! From the trailer, it looks awful, and by awful, I mean glorious. Oh! and that bitch is in 3D! I don’t buy porn (who does?) but I think I might have to track it down.

Just look at that god damn cover!!!


Oh, also MIMI IMFURST AS FAG HAGRID!!!!!

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FUCK! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE WENT TO SXSW!!!!!!

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Terry Gilliam School of Film: 10 Lessons for Directors

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  1. Growing up is for losers.
  2. Film school is for fools.
  3. Auteurism is out. Fil-teurism is in.
  4. Put your ideas in a drawer. Take them out as needed.
  5. All you’ve really got in life is story.
  6. Command the audience with your lens.
  7. Nothing can defeat a director who is one with his actors.
  8. Surround yourself with improvisers.
  9. Directing is not for the faint-of-heart. Or the sane.
  10. Be an enlightened despot.
  • Bonus Lesson: And whatever you do, don’t ever work with the Weinsteins.
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