I can’t believe this is This Is The End had jokes about cannibals in it. uuuggggh.
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There is a gay porn called Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls!!!!! From the trailer, it looks awful, and by awful, I mean glorious. Oh! and that bitch is in 3D! I don’t buy porn (who does?) but I think I might have to track it down.
Just look at that god damn cover!!!
Oh, also MIMI IMFURST AS FAG HAGRID!!!!!
FUCK! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE WENT TO SXSW!!!!!!
Hitchcock - Official Trailer
I’m. So. Excited.
- Growing up is for losers.
- Film school is for fools.
- Auteurism is out. Fil-teurism is in.
- Put your ideas in a drawer. Take them out as needed.
- All you’ve really got in life is story.
- Command the audience with your lens.
- Nothing can defeat a director who is one with his actors.
- Surround yourself with improvisers.
- Directing is not for the faint-of-heart. Or the sane.
- Be an enlightened despot.
- Bonus Lesson: And whatever you do, don’t ever work with the Weinsteins.